To be Old and Wise, You Have to Give Up being Young and Stupid

"I could write a book about that!"

"He's writing a book . . . at third base!"

". . . three right fielders. . . ."

"I suppose I could pray."

". . . keep hearing bells"

The old stand-on-one-leg trick

Deep Thought

Slow . . .

. . . motion.

Paying Attention

After the ball is over.